January 2012
70 posts
I have zero desire to get dressed for work. I don’t want to go. I want to stay home and veg out. I’ve been so lazy lately. Sure, I’m almost 8 months pregnant, but damn.
I know I have some clients today, I”m only working 11-7, I really can’t keep up with the 10 hour days I’d been pulling. While I don’t want this baby to be born early, I’m ready to go...
I have the worst dog in the world.
She just ate my fake eyelashes off the counter like they were candy. What kind of freakdog is she? Geezz.
Let's Be Clear, Ron Paul Fucking Sucks. Here Are... →
So apparently republicans are totally only with possibly electing a known adulterer to be the presidential candidate, but they still have issues with two consenting same sex adults becoming legally united?
Newt Gingrich is current married to his former mistress. The mistress he was already with when he asked his wife if she would be in an open marriage with him. Well, she didn’t, so she...
so i called out of work today because at 6:30 while I was cleaning off my car and warming it up IN THE FREEZING RAIN, i broke my windshield wiper blade off and couldnt figure out how to put it back on. well, i waited until the rain stopped and i FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN. I’m so proud of myself, I’m so not handy with cars.
a girl who works for my company, who was supposedly due in 6 weeks, just had a 6 lb little boy today. he’s totally cute and perfect. I believe his name is Andrew James, but they’re calling him AJ, which I”m not a fan of, but to each their own.
CONGRATS JENN MAPP-BRESSAN!
WatchLook at my crazy ass dog.
So awesome when it’s assumed that everything is my fault.
The women’s health blog that I read is considered “safe space”, so that means you’re free to post whatever you’d like without the fear of being judged.
That’s all fine and good, but frankly, some of these women need a wake up call. The most recent post was about how a girl went through a “crazy slut year” and this year is swearing off dudes, but...
And scene...
Doorbell rings. Dog grumbles. Take down the baby gate. Answer the door. Make sure boobs aren’t showing.
Who’s there? Two crazy eyed ladies wielding bibles.
Goddamnit… Why me? (we need a peephole or a door with a window)
Oh, I’m so glad I found you home. Im Joan, this is Vicki. (yeah I dont care) do you believe that God is love?
::I don’t believe anything....
So one of David’s friends is moving to Chicago next weekend. He and his girlfriend had a “going away happy hour” downtown last night. My lame as balls husband decided to go to sleep at 6:30 so we couldn’t go. I just wanted to get him out of the house so he could hang with his friend one more time before he moves away. I was totally ready to walk out the door and drive and...
Why tell someone you will meet them at 2:30 and when you text to say you’re here, they say OH IM FIFTEEN MINS AWAY!
So you mean to tell me that you’re running late and couldn’t even tell me that??
