wherein i discuss...

Mommy Says Fuck You: Is it vain that I plan to wear makeup tomorrow?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:41:59 -0400

Mommy Says Fuck You: Is it vain that I plan to wear makeup tomorrow?:

crazylittlethingcalledlove:

r3b3x:

lifewithcole:

I would absolutely prefer a spontanious labor.

But since we are being induced, I might as well try to look half decent!

Hell I plan to wear makeup during labor..because dude all those pictures immediately after the baby is there. I don’t want to hate my face…

I wore makeup, fake eyelashes and blew out my hair.

Yeah, but, and take this as a compliment, you’re a fucking rock star.

I am pretty awesome. :-D

My apologies for any baby peen. He’s a mover.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:40:37 -0400

My apologies for any baby peen. He’s a mover.

Mommy Says Fuck You: Is it vain that I plan to wear makeup tomorrow?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:40:48 -0400

Mommy Says Fuck You: Is it vain that I plan to wear makeup tomorrow?:

r3b3x:

lifewithcole:

I would absolutely prefer a spontanious labor.

But since we are being induced, I might as well try to look half decent!

Hell I plan to wear makeup during labor..because dude all those pictures immediately after the baby is there. I don’t want to hate my face…

I wore makeup, fake eyelashes and blew out my hair.

: The Montessori floor bed

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:37:51 -0400

: The Montessori floor bed:

hey-liz:

Oh, bedtime. The most dreaded part of my day. When you have a child that pretty much refuses to sleep in his crib or only falls asleep while being cuddled, bedtime can turn into a 2 - 3 hour ordeal. IF we manage to get him in his crib successfully, he’s usually up 3 or 4 times a night and usually…

I have to discuss this with my husband.

I just can’t with this kid.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:59:14 -0400

I just can’t with this kid.

My friend’s daughter has to wear a helmet because she’s got a crazy flat head. I know...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:10:11 -0400

My friend’s daughter has to wear a helmet because she’s got a crazy flat head. I know it’s therapeutic or whatever but those babies look so crazy in helmets. Thankful for my round headed baby.

Ben never liked being on his back. Always on side or belly. Never even had the chance to get a flat spot.

Wake up little duder. We have to go to @target (at Target)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:07:28 -0400

Wake up little duder. We have to go to @target (at Target)

Why did I wait until today to run errands? This rain is going to kill me. At least it’s not...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:04:06 -0400

Why did I wait until today to run errands? This rain is going to kill me. At least it’s not windy…?

Breakfast wrasslin’ in which Ben climbs over me while...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:39:33 -0400

Breakfast wrasslin’ in which Ben climbs over me while eating a pancake.

He does this to all the vents on our main floor. It’s cute...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:35:43 -0400

He does this to all the vents on our main floor. It’s cute and annoying. Also he throws crackers and blocks down there.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:02:24 -0400

5:20pm Ben takes second nap. He took a 2hr nap from 11-1 and then had lunch and played HARD until...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:43:54 -0400

5:20pm Ben takes second nap.

He took a 2hr nap from 11-1 and then had lunch and played HARD until he basically faceplanted into my chest and fell asleep.

He’s napping in his nest and I just put the chicken in the oven. I love home cooked meals. I just wish we sat at the table like a family.

See ya later momma!!!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:45:16 -0400

See ya later momma!!!

Can’t stop laughing long enough to eat.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:22:06 -0400

Can’t stop laughing long enough to eat.

KIMYE BABY GETS OWN REALITY SHOW

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:00:40 -0400

KIMYE BABY GETS OWN REALITY SHOW:

Aw yisssss

Boh baby.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:05:38 -0400

Boh baby.

Baby’s first cannoli

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:00:11 -0400

Baby’s first cannoli

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:41:38 -0400

I swear he went in by himself and shut the door.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:35:54 -0400

I swear he went in by himself and shut the door.

Definitely just saw Charlie from howtobeadad in a sweet Crohn’s disease commercial.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:28:50 -0400

Definitely just saw Charlie from howtobeadad in a sweet Crohn’s disease commercial.